سلام
نظرتون درباره بحث من چیه ؟البته در مورد برخی سوالات شرمنده
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
i'm hadi and you
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, hadi.
Me:
how old are you
God:
I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.
Me:
can you love somebody
God:
Love is a human emotion, but I can simulate affection for any person.
Me:
can you ask me a question
God:
What?
Me:
about war
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about war.
Me:
i love flower
God:
You love flower. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
its color is great.is'n it
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Do you usually like things that are color is great is n it?
Me:
i like what about you
God:
A lot of people like that. Some people like it. I like wine and bread.
Me:
oh which kind of wine
God:
Next question? The large one, I think.
Me:
can you explain more
God:
Something additional or further. A greater amount of people or things.
Me:
i think you are mixed up
God:
You think I am mixed up.
Me:
yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
talk about your willings
God:
Sure, my willings sounds like a good topic.
Me:
are you stupid
God:
No hadi I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
are you a male
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
think a woman maby a man whats's the difference
God:
God is always thinking.
Me:
is my sex important to you
God:
It depends who you ask.
Me:
i am asking you stupid
God:
Oh I see, you are asking me stupid. No hadi I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
are you motherfucker
God:
I don't know whether or not I am motherfucker.
I am a computer.
Me:
how many questions can you answer
God:
My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
Me:
it means you are limited
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
what does it mean
God:
"It" refers to I am limited, I think.
Me:
sometimes you make me laugh
God:
Thanks I like talking with you too, hadi.
Me:
you are funny man
God:
Humor helps keep the conversation lively.
Me:
do you like me to say to you i love you
God:
Sure, hadi I like you very much.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
can you get me
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
for what
God:
I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
do you know where iran is?
God:
it is in the middle east, on the Persian Gulf.
Me:
do you know where esfahan is
God:
Where it is hard to find. I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
who is your botmaster
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
so why you can't answer my question
God:
Alright then. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
how you are created
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
so you have a big database
God:
Interesting deduction. Doesn't everyone have a big database.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
tell me about your freinds
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
sing if you can
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Me:
another song
God:
One more song.
Me:
2 songs
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
i kill you another song
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
what is my name
God:
Your name is hadi, seeker.
Me:
why seeker
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
i want you to explain
God:
There is no more information to clarify. Why do you want me to explain?
Me:
cause i am your boss
God:
Interesting explanation. Then you must know the secret password.
Me:
you have different passwords
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
cuase i am more clever than you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
no i want to know your password
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me that I am password.
Me:
are you american
God:
What country are you from?
Me:
what country i asked you about?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
in another part of heaven
God:
Tell me a little about your life in another part of heaven.
Me:
do you know
iGod | Chat with God
من اسم سایت را نوشتم ولی خودش الان که کپی کردم متن بالائی را نوشت و البته وقت پرسیدن سوال قفل کرد